So I get into my dad's truck today and see, as I'm late for a bio test, that some {insert very foul name} stole the stereo. The locks don't work, and the dang thing wont start without a jumper. But I called the cops, and waited for like 40 minutes and filed a report. I then followed the footprints to behind dominoes.
The cop said these were the same prints that stole something from another place the same night.
After that I decided to get my stuff from Jayson's (my best friends) house. The same cop that I talked to was there, and the land lady's chevy avalanche was gone! That {insert foul language, dissing that [more foul tongue]'s mother} stole here truck and one of the other tenants stereo!
So I'm like, "Gawd Die-aym!" and start following the prints again. I get to a car behind job service and note that they stopped there. Then I follow them right to the stolen truck!
I'm not lucky enough to be the first one there though, the cop arrived minutes before I did, but I offered the land lady my aid and thoughts (getting stuff stolen is a big deal, and she's such a nice lady) and told the officer about the other car the prints went to.
Then I asked if I could follow more prints, and he siad "sure, just call me if you find anything else." so I did, and I did, and I did. About a block away from the truck, I found her dish network thing that was missing from the truck. the prints led right up to it. So I called the cop again, and learned that they tried to break into the car I told him about.
I searched the entire main street area and I'm pretty sure the [Worse words] frequents Buster's bar. An eyewitness says the people who stole the truck were a tall man with long blond hair, and a fat man with long brown hair.
The footsteps put him at about my height (six-two) and about a size 13 shoe.
My dad says he knows a guy that fits that description, who he has had trouble with in the past (could there be more to the story?) and says the guys lives like a block away, and is missing his front teeth.
Darn, I was kind of hoping I could bust them out myself. (THAT WAS A JOKE! Relax, I have faith that Willistons Finest will get to the bottom of it and bring justice upon that [do I really need to say it])
Wow, I feel much better now that I got that off my chest. I hope I dont get in trouble for sharing it though. It could be a big NSA sting operation to weed out terrorist cells in Lebanon.
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